Friday, July 6th at 8pm at the All Saints Cafe next to Fat Sandwich and the Beta Bar.

Bust out your titties and call the doctor! Grabbag, direct from Jacksonville’s own Kountry Tavern to your crusty punk heart, the southern shed punk monstrosity is on its way. No more new wave psuedo punk crap, no more Hot Topic long haired bull shittery, only balls to the wall real deal shed punk. These boys are big ass fun and don’t you forget it. Come out and see them.

Grabbag - Glasses Punks

Also on the bill:

Spike Mott and the Blackest Knights of the Darkest Apocalypse - If you liked the plague and medievel style blood guts and mayhem or just Judas Priest, these local boys will tear your rancid corpse up.

Rebecca Star - Is she a riot grrl or is she the re-animated corpse of Wesley Willis, only time and soundscan will tell. She brings an assload of angry to the All Saints Cafe Saturday night.And if this crazy salad wasn’t wacky enough.

TRON- Experimental/Metal Gods have agreed to tear some shit up doing that “the acid was good but the center of hell looks better” thing they do.

Oh and if that were only it, no, not Ginsu Carving Knives. No, not a telephone shaped like a football….

The Intoxicators raw combination of classic surf, rockabilly, and space surf, with a little bit of intellectual stimuli thrown in at the right moments just to make things interesting! Plus more titty grabbing!!!!!!!

No tellin what these greens will taste like but they sure smells funky!

And you? You ought a be there. Bring your porn. Bring your zine. We’re bringing ours, issue three of FAKE LIFE will be bigger, more engorged than ever before. Come out and help us celebrate.

We didn’t think we’d make it passed two and look almost three. Who knows, maybe we’ll implode on issue four. Maybe we’ll do it Sat.

The show starts at 8pm. The destruction will start soon after. Money to pay for the out of town bands gas would be cooler than sleeping with your mom because, like I told her last night, donations are always appreciated.

Mike